ant is our bitch slave.
Jelly: fascinating but evil.
dom4j is hurting me again. --James Taylor
Satisfaction is not guaranteed. --19th Rule of Acquisition
Sell the sizzle, not the steak. --153rd Rule of Acquisition
maven.jar was there until a second ago when I rm'd it. --eric
holy crap that file is big! --Jason van Zyl
I knew nothing so tasty could come from sadness. 
Gump sucks. --Zoomie The Cat
I've got a wocket in my pocket. --Dr. Suess
Jelly: The glue that holds your fruit together. --Jelly Project Slogan
...and so, then I removed the sausage, and we all had a good laugh... --bob
..it'd be like .... bloop!  jelly! --Steve Lewis
Don't twiddle with my navigation --Peter Lynch
i'm one big typo today -- jvz
It's always about fish.
If you can't fix a bug, at least put it somewhere else. --bob
FORWARD 10, RIGHT TURN, FORWARD 10 --kurt
